Viral Load Media
Get infected
00:00 Episode 1 · Where do views come from?

Our numbers are dangerously high.

We turn your four-hour streams, podcasts and card breaks into short clips that spread like something you'd need a shot for. Made for TikTok, Reels and Shorts.

Get infected How it spreads

CaptionsHooksSound designZero bought views

Hi friends! I'm Lil' Load!

03:12 Today's problem

Nobody watched the VOD.

Four hours and two minutes. Three viewers. One of them was his mom. Keep scrolling. We'll fast-forward.

"Starting soon" screen. For eleven minutes.
"Can you guys hear me?"
Asks chat what to play. Chat is two people.
Reads a donation in a funny voice. The donation was $1.
Leaves for a snack. The camera stays on an empty chair.
The 31 seconds that actually matter.
Eats cereal directly into the mic.
"Okay, one more game."
Stream ends. Three viewers. One was his mom.

We find the 31 seconds that matter.

We cut them out.

Then we make them contagious.

2:47:13 → 0:31 clip

×8

One clip, formatted for every platform. Then it replicates.

07:45 Sing-along

The Going-Viral Song

Follow the bouncing ball. Scroll to sing. Lil' Load has been humming this for eleven straight days.

Take a stream that's four hours long, nobody watched it all along. Find the part where someone screamed, cut it short, and now it's a meme! Add a hook and add a boom, send it into every room. One friend shares it, then two more, now it's knocking on your door.

Great singing, friends. Please don't open the door.

11:20 How it spreads

The three stages of infection.

Scroll through them. The phone shows the same clip going from raw VOD to outbreak.

  1. 1

    Exposure

    Send us your VOD, podcast or stream link. We watch all of it. Yes, even the part where you ate on mic.

  2. 2

    Incubation

    We find the 30 seconds that matter and cut them tight: a hook in the first 3 seconds, captions that match what was actually said, zooms, sound design, and cutaways that won't get you a copyright strike.

  3. 3

    Outbreak

    You get vertical clips ready for TikTok, Reels and Shorts. On the big plan we post them for you, too.

15:02 Field trip to the lab

Outbreak simulator.

Every dot is a person scrolling. Tap the dish to drop a clip in. Hook strength is R₀: how many people each viewer passes it on to.

R₀ 2.8
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It's a toy. Real results depend on the clip, the algorithm, and the mood of a 14-year-old in Ohio.

The right moment matters. We look for a clear setup, a moment worth sharing, and a payoff that makes the clip feel complete.

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19:30 Show and tell

Symptoms, as seen on screen.

This reel uses public-domain footage, licensed stock and our own graphics. We plan cutaways around the rights available for each project.

Clip Facts

Serving size: one short clip
Made for vertical feeds

  • Hook in the first 3 seconds100%
  • Captions that match what was said100%
  • Punch-ins and zoomsYes
  • Sound design, original or licensedYes
  • Cutaways, public domain or licensedSome
  • Formats TikTok · Reels · Shorts9:16
  • Bought views0g 0%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000-scroll diet.

22:10 A word from our sponsor (us)

Ask your doctor about Viral Load.

Your doctor will be confused. Pick a strain instead. We'll scope the work around your channel and send a quote.

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The Sniffle

One clipto start

SIG: Take one clip as needed for a single outbreak.

  • One source video
  • A short vertical clip
  • Captions, hook and sound design
  • Review and revisions scoped together
  • Delivery timeline agreed before work begins
Qty 1 · Refills: whenever
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The Fever

Ongoingclip supply

SIG: A steady dose of clips. Do not operate heavy machinery while trending.

  • Recurring clips from your source content
  • Formatted for TikTok, Reels and Shorts
  • Cover frames and caption copy
  • Performance notes from your analytics
Qty: by plan · Refills: monthly
Fill this prescription
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The Pandemic

Full servicefor your feeds

SIG: Full-service. We run it, you take the credit.

  • Clip volume planned around your channels
  • We run and post to dedicated clip pages
  • Posting schedule tuned to your audience
  • Reporting on the clips we publish
  • Strategy check-ins
Qty: by plan · Refills: whenever
Fill this prescription

Side effects may include sudden relevance, brand deals, strangers quoting you in the comments, and your uncle sharing your clip on Facebook with the caption "is this you?"

Other side effects include mild fame, an urge to buy a ring light, and explaining your job to your grandmother at every holiday until you die.

Do not take Viral Load if you are allergic to success. Results vary based on your content, the algorithm, and forces beyond human understanding. Clips that flop are not a failure; that's natural selection.

Viral Load Media is a video editing studio. We are not a pharmacy, a laboratory, a vaccine, or a doctor. No actual prescriptions are filled. Please do not ask us about your rash.

Custom strains available on request. Keep out of reach of competitors. If your views last longer than four hours, congratulations, that's the whole point.

25:40 Letters from viewers

The mailbag.

Dear Lil' Load,Is this contagious?
Only if it's good. Ours is. You've been warned. — Lil' Load
Dear Lil' Load,Do you buy views?
Never. Bought views are like a fake tan: everyone can tell, and you look orange. Platforms ban it, campaigns claw the money back, and we like our accounts un-banned. Every view we get is a real person who should have been working. — Lil' Load
Dear Lil' Load,How fast will I see results?
Results vary by audience, topic and platform. Some clips flop. We learn from the response and use it to shape the next one. — Lil' Load
Dear Lil' Load,What do you need from me?
A link to your VOD, podcast or stream, and ten minutes to tell us what your audience likes. We watch the whole thing. Yes, even the part where you ate on mic. — Lil' Load
Dear Lil' Load,Who have you worked with?
Honestly? We're brand new, so no famous clients to name-drop yet. Patient Zero could be you, and Patient Zero gets our undivided, slightly unsettling attention. — Lil' Load
Dear Lil' Load,Do you do card breaks? Podcasts? Streams?
Yes, yes and yes. Anything where someone screams on camera. Especially if someone screams on camera. — Lil' Load
Dear Lil' Load,Isn't "viral load" a medical term?
Yes. We know. Our lawyer made a face. We kept it anyway. — Lil' Load
Dear Lil' Load,Why are your eyes like that?
Like what? — Lil' Load
28:55 Goodnight, friends

Report an outbreak.

Send us a VOD, podcast or stream link and tell us what you need. We'll reply with a proposed approach and quote.